Just a little joke because I'm in the mood for it as I've been reading quite a lot of french bashing lately and found this joke in the middle of it which I, surprisingly, found amusing, so here it goes (and I hope it will bring at least a smile in your day ^^ ) :
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French man, an American man, an old Greek woman and a young blonde beautiful Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old Greek woman thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that Frenchman again !